Scene: Bedtime. Colt, Lucca and I piled into Lucca’s bed to read a story. Upon finishing I asked Colt for a good night hug before he alighted the steps to his upper bunk. It was the bear hug variety, with a noogie a thrown in for good measure on my part.
Colt: Mom! I almost touched it when you were tickling and torturing me!
Me: Touched what?
Colt: Your penis.
Me: I don’t have one Colton. I am a girl not a boy.
Colt: Fine then, your Furgina.
Me: (stifling snickers) That’s not what it’s called Colton.
Colt: (exasperated) OK! Your VIRGINIA!
Ford calls coras a PAGina
So good.